
(Sorry for the radio silence. We have a new site coming up and so the blogs have been going there - you can see them next week)
This cartoon from the front of our 2008 calendar has struck a chord with so many people. Lots of people have been downloading it and the others from the library at our website.
Tonight it happened exactly as in the cartoon. The AA lost out and M&S benefited. If you cannot make renewal simple, what can you do !!
Here's the potted story. Renewal notice for building insurance with quote arrives some time ago. I carry it around in my bag along with 2 others (M&S travel and one of the cars with NFU). Due today so have to make the time. Daughter gets little attention on one of her nights with me as I spend about an hour sorting it all out. That upsets me.
First stop is an aggregator to check the price is in range since it feels steep compared to last year. I go thro all the forms on Moneysupermarket.com and find AA is one of the cheapest, But £100 less than the quote they gave me.
So I try to save them and me a lot of work by calling the renewal hotline on the notice to ask them to meet the price. I go through the IVR and talk to the agent. He can't just match the price. He explains the difference as being not an AA quote but the aggregators and questions if it'll really be there. He says the cover will have different parameters. He cannot look at last year's parameters on which his renewal notice was based. So so he cannot bring it up to date with my parameters (and he cannot get them I know them best!). No he cannot give me any discount to get near the price. I give up.
I go thro the aggregator's link to the AA page to try and get the lower price. It's blank so I have to fill in all the data again.
The last item on the list is to add previous claims. I press and it blanks all the data I added. Sugar! Luckily it comes back when I press the button again. I try again. Nope. So I ignore it and proceed to the next page. I have to give my previous contents insurer but there's no option for "self insured" and its not relevant to buildings only. I have to give my previous buildings insurer, but the AA isnt an option. There are no "other" categories. So I give in! I cannot proceed.
So I ring the 800 number on the page to look for web help.
This time I get IVR routing and IVR security digits to enter from my renewal letter, my postcode and birth date. You've guessed it..when I get through the agent asks for the postcode and birth date. On protest she blames system issues.
I try for blind help with the web site functionality, but the notes are obviously good and she spots I just came through before. So I have to go back down the story. The same track. No result.
In vain I try to ask for web help. Can't do. Got a number for web help? No. Can you get one? Nice but no? Can I speak to your supervisor. I give up waiting on hold and start again.
In fairness someone phoned back later, but I was on the other phone getting through my third call to the AA. No one had it in their job to spot the problems and get the root causes reported. No interest at all.
So now practiced in AA processes, I go thro the 800 number IVR and ignore the fact I'm a customer. Much simpler, I get to a good agent. A modicum of interest. A tiny bit, but not nothing. I go thro the new business process and get a fresh quote. It's £100 more than the renewal letter!! But at least she does have the ability to go through the criteria and we tweak them til we get back to the exact sum in the renewal notice. And on a tiny push she can give discounts and I get a further £50 off, so I'm halfway between the AA price on the aggregator and teh original renewal letter.
By now how do I feel? She was good, but she did what the first guy should have been able to do, half an hour before. That's a waste of my time and I'm not renewing unless they are last resort. I ask for a number to get back to her, but she can only offer to call me back. 7.15? Good technique to try and make me wait afterI get other quotes. Incidentally she didn't call and I went out at 7.25 - perhaps by then she read the notes and gave up on me. Still she said 7.15. Obviously didn't want my business either.
I need a rest so I try renewing my M&S Money travel insurance. The figure is close to last year. I am NOT going to try...... I phone the number on the renewal letter. Just renew it. They just renew it.
Do you do buildings insurance? No.
I'm thinking I know they do.....
But I can transfer you. Phew ! Ring ring etc and eventually I'm through.
By now I can give the answers to the next three questions in the exact insurance language before the questions are asked. How old is the house? Pre 1851, brick, tile roof, detached. French windows? Yes, security locks at the top but not at the bottom, all other windows have locks, burglar alarm but not that Nas standard thingie. Its a bit like the 2 Ronnies doing Mastermind !
The price is where the AA price was on the aggregator web site. Done deal. Its that price because I was asked what excess I wanted and given options. Simple stuff. I took a bigger excess. Thats probably why the AA aggregator price was where it was. If I 'd been offered the higher excess by the last lady from the AA, she'd still have got the business.
So that cartoon......pin it on your walls ! And
email us if this story is familiar and you want help. We'll sendround a repair man.
Or take a look at our
mini book (more cartoons! ) which tells an amusing story not unlike this one
Labels: AA, customer experience, dumb things, mandatory options, MandS Money